Commytooper blog’s co-writer, Tooper… thoughts and deeds

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Something Fishy?

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In these fast paced, high pressure times, Tooper had been wondering aloud whether he should consider a stress busting hobby when a friend helpfully suggested fishing. A little concerned that this previously seemingly normal individual had suddenly morphed into a fishing evangelist; Tooper allowed himself to be persuaded that a little night fishing might be [...]

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Career Criminal

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Tooper has been wondering if he might have the necessary attributes to make it as a career criminal. After all, who hasn’t watched The Godfather films and wondered if they have the ‘cojones‘ to claw their way to the top of a criminal network?  To have the power and influence to inspire loyalty and loathing [...]

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Misplaced Loyalty

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Tooper and some female friends have been discussing marital loyalty and that classic Tammy Wynette anthem to feminism, ‘Stand by your man’. Whilst some put forward the suggestion that this song should be the ironic background soundtrack for any news conference featuring the next rich and powerful man’s fall from grace, (while tearfully begging forgiveness [...]

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The PC Food Police

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Tooper has been wondering when the PC Police will be taking a look at the average menu. Having already left their mark on vast swathes of our lives, how has this potential minefield of offensive terminology managed to slip through their net, he wonders?  After all, don’t some of our restaurants/canteens risk offending at least [...]

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Celebrity Prisoner – The Reality TV Show

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing; (should they ever be called upon) their prison survival techniques. Whilst agreeing that emerging unscathed from a spell behind bars (or the communal shower block!) would at times, require exemplary inter-personal skills, Tooper feels that there are certain people for whom a period under such trying conditions, may [...]

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Driven To Distraction

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Tooper has been giving some further thought to the pivotal role of the getaway driver. Whilst some of you may feel this subject was more than covered in our recent Wheelman Wanted post, he does feel that there are a few more prospective candidates that might well fall by the wayside during the selection process. [...]

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Is Cleanliness Really Next To Godliness?

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Tooper, (whilst being forced, once again, to undergo ‘whites versus coloureds’ laundry training) has been fondly recalling a late-night, alcohol-fuelled discussion on the alternatives to doing one’s laundry. Now he feels sure there will be cynics amongst you who will be passing judgement; who feel this sort of discussion bears all the hallmarks of a [...]

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Flight of Fancy

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Tooper and friends have been giving some thought to the Buddhist theory of reincarnation. More specifically they wondered; if people were to be re-incarnated as a type of bird, what would they choose to be? Whilst there were those amongst Tooper’s (so called) friends that rather unkindly suggested that, given his love of a good [...]

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Blue Helmet Thinking

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Tooper has been discussing (with a traffic cop), the business of ‘traffic coppery’. Whilst there will be those amongst you who will be surprised  (knowing Tooper’s distrust of all forms of authority) to hear that he would even enter into such a discussion, suffice to say that Tooper had been listening with interest to tales [...]

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Disastrous Decisions!

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Tooper has been considering some of life’s disastrous decisions. How many times have we heard people commiserating with someone blindsided by the effects of a rash decision?  People who when asked what they were thinking, let out a shuddering sigh and mumble, ‘… of course, with the benefit of hindsight…’ Is there really any benefit [...]

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