The Commytooper cartoon and humour blog’s top posts

All the top posts and cartoons from the Commytooper humour blog! Our cartoon blog is a tribute to Tommy Cooper, Cooperisms and one-liners.

Celebrity Stop-Overs

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Commy’s friends have been discussing Celebrities and the naming of their offspring. Can there be any better manifestation of their egos, they wondered, than the saddling of their poor, unsuspecting progeny with such self-indulgent epithets as Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow), Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson) and Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee – an American actor/comedian, apparently!).  Don’t they realise [...]

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The Street Swerve

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Commy wonders how many of us have subconsciously developed the marketing-researcher street swerve. Because we’ve had to, haven’t we; having been sucked in during our naive youth when approached  by this army of benign looking women with clipboards?  Weren’t we all taken in by their seemingly genuine ‘I knew you had a kind face‘ and [...]

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Baggage Carousel Curmudgeon?

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Commy’s friends have been discussing the oft-used expression,  ‘It’s better to travel than to arrive.’ Whilst some contended that the expression actually referred to the notion that travelling in hope and expectation is sometimes better than the reality that actually awaits you, (think Club 18 – 30 holiday, they prompted) others felt that the journey [...]

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Shit Hard-Men Say!

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Tooper has grave concerns about the current push for men to ‘get in touch with their feminine side.’ Whilst applauding anything that takes the sting out of the ongoing (and probably never-ending) battle of the sexes, he wonders what the logical outcome of all this so-called emotional liberation is likely to be.  Surely, he argues, [...]

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Celebrity Second Career Choices

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Tooper’s friends have been discussing the various forks in the road of life, that led  them (sometimes kicking and screaming) down their current respective career paths. Yet, while most of us mere mortals face the daily grind by relying on grim determination and occasional bouts of binge-drinking, other more fortunate souls appear to have hit [...]

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Ban The Barbecue!

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Tooper and friends have been discussing the imminent onset of the barbecue season. While this elicited excited anticipation in some quarters, Tooper, as ever, felt obliged to introduce a note of caution.  Far from being one of the most relaxed, informal methods of entertaining friends and family that everyone suggests, he argues that it is, [...]

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Olympic Dream Or Nightmare?

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Commy’s friends have been discussing the jingoistic, mudslinging slug-fest that is the Olympic bidding process. A process which, they argue, instead of enforcing the Olympic ethos of friendship, solidarity and fair play,  appears to succeed in achieving the exact opposite.  And, given the mutterings of ‘dark forces at play’ and the apparent wads of cash [...]

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Rock Groups – The Life Cycle

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Tooper and friends have been wondering what has happened to the current generation of rock stars. Why is it, Tooper wonders, that the rock industry now seems to churn out nothing but clean living, happily married environmentalists; espousing safe sex, vegetarianism and an end to world poverty?  Have they no sense of their rock heritage, [...]

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They Tried To Make Me Go To Re-Hab!

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Tooper and friends have been contemplating the ever ingenious ways civilised society tries to curb our many and varied human frailties. From correctional facilities and prisons for the mad, bad and dangerous to the sad fad of the celebrity PR machine; the now seemingly de rigeur stint in re-hab, everybody who’s anybody these days seems [...]

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Losing Touch With Your Feminine Side, Guys?

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Commy has been listening to his female friends exhorting him and his male counterparts to ‘get in touch with their feminine side’. After all, they argue, things have moved on considerably ‘evolutionary-wise’ since the days when our knuckle-dragging ancestors hauled their compliant (and supposedly grateful) women back to their caves.  Is it too much to [...]

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