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How To Attract Women

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Commy’s has recently been forced to listen to his female friends castigating the modern male’s attempts to impress them.  Why is it, they asked, that men feel compelled to lie about their job, financial and relationship status in an effort to impress? Do they not realise that the vast majority of females can spot a [...]

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Trial And Error

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Commy has been discussing the type of trial lawyer he would want representing him. While most agree that requisite qualities included an encyclopedic knowledge of the judicial process together with a logical, incisive mind, Commy begged to differ.  Why, he wonders, would anyone risk their freedom by engaging a bookish, lack-lustre barrister when everyone knows [...]

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Second-Best Friends

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Commy has been considering the subject of friendship and in particular, the Facebook friend category. While he understands that there are those amongst us  who subscribe to the theory that the number of Facebook friends one can boast about roughly equates to what a popular and generally rounded person you are, Commy isn’t buying it.  [...]

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Unsafe Sex!

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Commy and friends have been musing on the few areas of life not infected by the many and varied missives of the Health & Safety inspectorate. In a  world increasingly governed by litigation, ambulance chasers, and the ‘where there’s blame, there’s a claim‘ culture, Commy asks that people spare a thought for those truly hit [...]

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Kiss And Make-Up

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Commy suggests we’ve all endured evenings with couples who barely have a civil word to say to each other. You’re expecting a great evening ‘breaking bread’ with old friends; couples with whom you can kick back and relax and it’s all going really rather well.  That is until the late arrival of one twosome who, [...]

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Relationship Counsellor From Hell!

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Commy has been considering a career change. Tired of sitting slumped over a hot keyboard, desperate for literary and comic inspiration, he has spent some time pondering the least taxing profession and, having balanced all the options, has hit on the idea of becoming a relationship counsellor.  After all, he argues, sitting around listening to [...]

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Rise And Fall Of A Rock Group

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Commy and friends have been wondering what has happened to the current generation of rock stars. Why is it, Commy wonders, that the rock industry now seems to churn out nothing but clean living, happily married environmentalists; espousing safe sex, vegetarianism and an end to world poverty?  Have they no sense of their rock heritage, [...]

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Easter Message

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Commy and friends have been comparing and contrasting public holidays. Whilst most agreed that Christmas; the seasonal break that combines a sense of anticipation together with a general feeling of goodwill and bonhomie, would probably be gauged to be the most popular, Commy (as ever) begged to differ.  Surely, he argued, for any break from [...]

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Made For Each Other?

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Commy and friends have been discussing whether the powers that be should compile a mandatory compatibility test for couples wishing to embark on the difficult journey that is married life. Now much as Commy agrees that soaring divorce rates and marital breakdowns are to be avoided at all costs, he also firmly believes that any [...]

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A Pet Is For Life!

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Commy has never understood man’s fascination with keeping pets.  Why would you want to share your house with something so wholly dependent, expensive and dirty, he asks?  And if you do, why not just have children like any normal person? Now Commy knows there will be those amongst you who will be shocked by this [...]

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