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Relationship gags from the Commytooper blog

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Co-habitee Compatibility Test

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Commy and friends have been discussing whether the powers that be should compile a mandatory compatibility test for couples wishing to embark on the difficult journey that is cohabitation. Now much as Commy agrees that soaring relationship breakdown rates are to be avoided at all costs, he also firmly believes that any test that shines […]

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Nuts and Bolts

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Research on the subject of men who trade on (and hope to enhance) their ‘best asset’ has been an eye opener for Commy, in more ways than one. Would you believe there are two methods of penile enhancement? Surgery and … wait for it … DIY! Now, while Commy feels there may be a time […]

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DIY Dunce?

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Commy has been wondering about the logic of our education system and how it prepares young men for adulthood. Why is it, he wonders, that we emerge from our school/college days clutching certificates that merely confirm our ability to repeat parrot-fashion a few basic laws of trigonometry, tourist-level French and the odd Shakespearean quote, yet […]

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For The Sake Of Argument

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Commy and friends have been discussing which is worse at a social event; Cooing OR Caustic Couples? Whilst both have the power to put a dampener on proceedings, Commy contends that the latter is the greater of the two evils.  After all, how many  warm, convivial gatherings have undergone an arctic-like drop in temperature at […]

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Musical Mystery Tour

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Commy has been listening to friends wondering about investing in a theatrical project. After all, they argued, plenty of people from Andrew Lloyd Webber to the unsexy half of Abba have made more than a passable living attaching a feeble plot-line to a show-stopper of a pop/rock anthem and waited for the cash to roll […]

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Marriage Of Inconvenience

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Commy has been listening to a male friend who is in a long term ‘serious’ relationship, discussing ways of avoiding the wedding extravaganza his partner (or rather his partner’s parents) seem to crave. What’s so wrong with keeping things real, he asked?  When did it become compulsory to blow a small fortune impressing friends and […]

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Wacky Races

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Commy and friends have been considering the now ubiquitous movie car chase. Is it compulsory to have at least one five-minute, screaming, white knuckle ride in every blockbuster, they asked? And if so, isn’t it about time someone came up with a twist on the usual  ‘run of the mill’ car versus police car/baddies format?  […]

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Birthday Blues

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Commy has been listening to female friends reliving some of their ‘best ever birthdays’. Whilst Commy is pleased that at least for some, this annual event really provokes warm and fuzzy feelings, he feels that they must surely be in the minority.  He argues that for most normal people and particularly those in late adolescence, […]

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Canine Characters

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Commy and friends have been musing on the expression, ‘meaner than a junkyard dog‘. Is there a dog species of whom more is expected than these  ‘Mike Tysons’ of the canine world, Commy asks?  Dogs who, through no fault of their own, get called upon to serve their time pacing boundary fences, snarling at onlookers […]

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Vacuous Ventures

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Commy has been listening to friends pondering on some of the more ‘interesting’ inventions they have seen on the internet.  Is there no-end to the hare-brained, money making ventures people seem determined to gamble their life savings on, they wondered? Commy wonders if the millionaire inventor of the ‘Pet Rock’ met with the same negative […]

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