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Happy Snaps!

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Commy and friends have been discussing the LAPD and their ever-growing ‘rogues gallery’ of (frankly hilarious) post-arrest celebrity mugshots.  You know the ones that inevitably involve ‘bed-hair’, a blotchy complexion and a startled expression… Whilst wondering how this pampered groups’ army of PR representatives might react on opening their morning papers and seeing their precious […]

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Blue Helmet Thinking

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Tooper has been discussing (with a traffic cop), the business of ‘traffic coppery’. Whilst there will be those amongst you who will be surprised  (knowing Tooper’s distrust of all forms of authority) to hear that he would even enter into such a discussion, suffice to say that Tooper had been listening with interest to tales […]

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Shit Hard-Men Say!

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Tooper has grave concerns about the current push for men to ‘get in touch with their feminine side.’ Whilst applauding anything that takes the sting out of the ongoing (and probably never-ending) battle of the sexes, he wonders what the logical outcome of all this so-called emotional liberation is likely to be.  Surely, he argues, […]

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What’s Fine About A Speeding Fine?

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Commy has been discussing (with a traffic cop), the business of ‘traffic coppery’. Whilst there will be those amongst you who will be surprised  (knowing Commy’s distrust of all forms of authority) to hear that he would even enter into such a discussion, suffice to say that Commy had been listening with interest to tales […]

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Antiques Road Rage

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Tooper used to fancy his chances of being an expert on the Antiques Roadshow.  He has the obligatory bow tie and the use of an old tweed jacket and, as a great fan of the ‘make lots of money from what you thought was old tat’ genre that makes up most of what counts for […]

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Man of Straw

crime cartoon, top cartoon blog , cooperism, commytooper, humour, humor blog, wordplay April 1, 2011 Cartoons

Tooper had always fancied himself as a man of the soil. So much so that at one time, he even considered offering to assist an elderly friend with his allotment.  He had visions of this small verdant piece of England where bees buzzed and peace reigned.  A place where, after a few hours toiling in […]

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Pet Honeymoon

crime cartoon, wordplay cartoon, cooperisms, cartoons March 24, 2011 Cartoons

We all laughed at the notion of Pet Cemeteries, Tooper remembers.  Yet all over the world, perfectly sane people fork out small fortunes in order to find slightly tacky final resting places for their beloved pets.  There are in fact, firms who make a very good living doing so; who will (for a sum) bear […]

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Marathon Man

marathon cartoon, crime cartoon, cooperisms, wordplay cartoons, cartoon blog March 17, 2011 Cartoons

Tooper has, on occasion, wondered whether he is being a bit of a wimp by not joining the growing band of smug over-achievers who have completed a marathon during their lifetime.  But then, would he really want to wallow in the wave of self-righteousness that overtakes these once normal people before they embark on their […]

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Justice for Fat Camp Survivors!

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Tooper gathers there is no such thing as fat camp these days. The name has been buried under a tidal wave of correctness that sweeps aside all who dare to whisper the real truth;  in the 20th century, THERE WERE PUNISHMENT CAMPS FOR THE TERMINALLY GREEDY. Buried far from sight, so as not to offend […]

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Forgot Robocop…we want Albinocop!

police cartoon, best humour blog, top cartoon blog February 14, 2011 Cartoons

Tooper was wondering…has anyone ever seen an albino policeman/woman? Is this one of the minorities that has been overlooked by the Met? Surely not!

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