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Crime gags from the Commytooper blog

Yet another of the Commytooper blog’s unique cartoons

Lost In Translation

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing some interesting food labelling gaffes spotted on foreign supermarket shopping trips. Although they felt that brownie points should be awarded to foreign food manufacturers who gamely attempt an English translation on their products, they also felt that some rather let themselves down by not first checking them out […]

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Common(Non)Sense

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing some of the nonsensical things on which we are happy to spend our hard-earned cash.  How our ancestors would have laughed they mused, had they seen the multi-billion pound industries that have sprung up from selling us a resource we already pay for, like water! Tooper argued that […]

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Run For Your Life!

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Tooper has, on many occasions, signalled his deep seated mistrust of any individual seen exercising, or jogging in public. Before he is castigated by those arguing that the world faces an obesity epidemic, he would like to point out that he is not including team sports participants in this group; those who attend specially designated […]

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Viagra – The Alternative

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Tooper has been listening to a very enlightened discussion on the unfairness of the condition, erectile dysfunction on the male of the species. After all, his female friends argued, if a man is not firing on all cylinders sexually there really is no hiding place.  Not for them the female fall-back option of faking it. […]

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Elevator Hater

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Tooper has been listening to friends mocking his tendency to take the stairs, rather than use the lift. Pointing out that anyone who didn’t feel a little uneasy while choosing to risk life and limb by stepping into a metal box suspended high above the ground held only by a steel cable, should really be […]

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Cool Hand Toop

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Tooper and friends have been wondering what it would be like to share a prison cell. After all, isn’t enforced incarceration in unnaturally cramped living conditions bad enough without being forced to co-habitate, they mused?  And then when you factor in the communal (and no doubt, limited) toilet facilities, it really doesn’t bear thinking about, […]

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Graffiti Greats!

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Tooper and friends have been musing on the money to be made from street art and graffiti. After all, they argued, if someone like Banksy can make a fortune by creating such a hype around a ‘they seek him here, they seek him there‘ elusive persona and spray-paining stencils on walls, surely we should all […]

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Keeping eBay at Bay

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Tooper has been listening to friends boasting about some of the bargains they have managed to pick up on eBay. While most reported the usual ‘been there, done that’ (got rid of most of my unwanted tat before replacing it with similar) scenario, others seemed quite content to continue buying what appeared to be (from […]

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Movers and Fakers

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Tooper has been listening to friends complaining about ‘fake’ people.  What’s to be gained from pretending to be something you’re not, they wondered?  After all, won’t the truth come out eventually? Tooper wonders if they are being a little harsh.  Who amongst us hasn’t at some time or other faked a persona to suit the […]

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Piercings-R-Us

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing his tendency to ‘stereotype’ people. While  Tooper takes issue with the use of this highly sensitive word, he considers that what most other people define as stereotyping, he would consider to be merely … categorising.  In fact, he believes that since the dawn of time, we have been […]

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