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Crime gags from the Commytooper blog

Yet another of the Commytooper blog’s unique cartoons

Piercings-R-Us

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing his tendency to ‘stereotype’ people. While  Tooper takes issue with the use of this highly sensitive word, he considers that what most other people define as stereotyping, he would consider to be merely … categorising.  In fact, he believes that since the dawn of time, we have been […]

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Cracking Under Pressure

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing how they felt they would fare under interrogation. Whilst there were a few brave (some might say foolhardy) souls who felt they could withstand anything from white noise to waterboarding, there were others who were a little more circumspect. Seemingly being exposed to any (or all) of the […]

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The Licence List

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing the growth and growth of the government licence. Is there any activity these days that doesn’t escape the all-compassing gaze of officialdom, they wondered?  And who are these people anyway, to tell us whether we are competent enough to wield a fishing rod, perform street theatre or even […]

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Shop Til You Drop?

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Tooper has been quizzing female acquaintances about why they are always so laden-down with shopping bags. While most described themselves as not serious shoppers, just ‘lovers of a bargain’, Tooper wondered whether there were those amongst them who were kidding themselves.  He contended that, while they may be able to convince themselves that their shopping […]

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The Eyes Have It!

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Tooper, as someone who knows and understands the condition known as colour-blindness, has been enlightening his friends on the subject.  Not the negatives, you understand, just the positives. Whilst there may be those amongst you who are struggling with the concept of finding anything positive in having your career choices severely depleted, Tooper offers some […]

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The Prison Olympics

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing the government’s on-going battle with the nation’s obesity. All agreed that whilst it was no real surprise that the toxic combination of sugar, fast food and indolence had turned most of the population into a bunch of lard-arses, they wondered how the ‘powers that be‘ planned to impose […]

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Embarrassing Question Advice For Parents

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Commy has been listening to friends recalling situations where they have inadvertently allowed their children to overhear ‘adult’ words and conversations.  This wouldn’t be quite so bad, they moaned, if, after a few minutes thought, these little innocents didn’t follow it up with a barrage of questions.  Example:  ‘Mum,  what does ‘foreplay’ mean?’ In this […]

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Join Our Club!

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Tooper has on occasion smiled indulgently while listening to his friends claiming to be members of the exclusive ‘Mile High Club’.  Knowing many of them to be frequent users of budget airlines, he guesses that on these relatively short-haul flights; rather than considering the possibility of enjoying a quickie, they are more likely to be […]

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The Thrill Of The Chase

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Tooper’s friends have been imparting to him what they have learnt about police foot-chases from low budget film and TV programmes. It is that no matter how overweight or unfit their law enforcement pursuers are, at some point these criminal ‘masterminds’ will suddenly take leave of their senses and, for no apparent reason (apart from […]

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Charity Begins At Home!

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Tooper has been listening to friends discussing the phenomenon that is the charitable fund-raising ‘tastefully nude’ calendar. While most marvel at the original thinking and chutzpah of the Calendar Girls, how many could have guessed that it would spawn a tsunami of copy-catters willing,  nay, champing at the bit, to expose acres of flesh in […]

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