The Commytooper blog’s unique cartoons

Yet another of the Commytooper blog’s unique cartoons

Den Of Iniquity

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Tooper has been considering the lot of the those guardians of the late night drinking and gambling dens; the bouncer. He argues that too often this much maligned group get a bad press.  How many of us would be prepared to put in the hours of weight training required for that ‘concrete mixer’ physique and [...]

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How To Attract Women

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Commy’s has recently been forced to listen to his female friends castigating the modern male’s attempts to impress them.  Why is it, they asked, that men feel compelled to lie about their job, financial and relationship status in an effort to impress? Do they not realise that the vast majority of females can spot a [...]

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Something Fishy?

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In these fast paced, high pressure times, Tooper had been wondering aloud whether he should consider a stress busting hobby when a friend helpfully suggested fishing. A little concerned that this previously seemingly normal individual had suddenly morphed into a fishing evangelist; Tooper allowed himself to be persuaded that a little night fishing might be [...]

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Trial And Error

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Commy has been discussing the type of trial lawyer he would want representing him. While most agree that requisite qualities included an encyclopedic knowledge of the judicial process together with a logical, incisive mind, Commy begged to differ.  Why, he wonders, would anyone risk their freedom by engaging a bookish, lack-lustre barrister when everyone knows [...]

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Career Criminal

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Tooper has been wondering if he might have the necessary attributes to make it as a career criminal. After all, who hasn’t watched The Godfather films and wondered if they have the ‘cojones‘ to claw their way to the top of a criminal network?  To have the power and influence to inspire loyalty and loathing [...]

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Second-Best Friends

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Commy has been considering the subject of friendship and in particular, the Facebook friend category. While he understands that there are those amongst us  who subscribe to the theory that the number of Facebook friends one can boast about roughly equates to what a popular and generally rounded person you are, Commy isn’t buying it.  [...]

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Misplaced Loyalty

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Tooper and some female friends have been discussing marital loyalty and that classic Tammy Wynette anthem to feminism, ‘Stand by your man’. Whilst some put forward the suggestion that this song should be the ironic background soundtrack for any news conference featuring the next rich and powerful man’s fall from grace, (while tearfully begging forgiveness [...]

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Unsafe Sex!

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Commy and friends have been musing on the few areas of life not infected by the many and varied missives of the Health & Safety inspectorate. In a  world increasingly governed by litigation, ambulance chasers, and the ‘where there’s blame, there’s a claim‘ culture, Commy asks that people spare a thought for those truly hit [...]

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The PC Food Police

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Tooper has been wondering when the PC Police will be taking a look at the average menu. Having already left their mark on vast swathes of our lives, how has this potential minefield of offensive terminology managed to slip through their net, he wonders?  After all, don’t some of our restaurants/canteens risk offending at least [...]

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Kiss And Make-Up

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Commy suggests we’ve all endured evenings with couples who barely have a civil word to say to each other. You’re expecting a great evening ‘breaking bread’ with old friends; couples with whom you can kick back and relax and it’s all going really rather well.  That is until the late arrival of one twosome who, [...]

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